We’ve all done it. Known an important/exciting/could-be-life-changing email is coming sometime today. Then obsessively check our inbox until it arrives.
Inevitably the email doesn’t get there until the end of the day. Here’s how my day goes until then…
The Entrepreneur Email Timeline
6:00 AM – Wake-up. Check email.
6:05 AM – Brush teeth. Check email.
6:15 AM – Get out of shower. Check email.
7:00 AM – Watch Today Show. Think about email.
9:00 AM – Read less important, not as interesting, inferior emails.
9:30 AM – Write brilliant responses. Listen for ding of VIP email.
10:30 AM – Hear dings. Hear more dings.
10:32 AM – None of them are the BIG ding.
11:00 AM – Leave computer for meeting.
11:01 AM – Sneak a peek of phone email.
11:10 AM – Meeting is boring. Subtlety check email.
11:25 AM – Meeting is so boring can hardly keep eyes open.
11: 26 AM – Openly check email.
12:00 PM – Eat lunch. One eye: read news. Other eye: read email.
1:00 PM – Do actual work. Think about email. Long for email.
2:30 PM – Check email.
2:35 PM – Refresh.
2:40 PM – Refresh.
2:42 PM – Refresh.
3:30 PM – Close computer. Email is stupid. Who needs email.
3:50 PM – Open computer. Refresh. Can’t live without email.
4:15 PM – EMAIL! From Mom. Crap.
4:22 PM – Check Facebook email, Twitter DMs
4:34 PM – Check blog comments, LinkedIn messages
4: 36 PM – Check personal email.
4:47 PM – Find nothing. Find nothing. Find nothing.
4:59 PM – Did they say email would come EOD or COB?
5:02 PM – No email. Start to sweat.
5:11 PM – Test work email from personal account.
5:12 PM – Work account working.
5:45 PM – Walk around desk while peeking at email.
5:57 PM – EMAIL! EMAIL! From THEM!!! Scan email. Read email. Read email again. Email is wonderful! Email solves all world problems! Love email!! Email completes me.
6:15 PM – Stiff drink. Whew.













